I cycle a lot in Toronto. I cycle for work and I cycle for pleasure. I cycle more than 90% of y’all. I’m the cycling king. I’m sometimes on my bicycle for more than 8 hours a day. Over the course of decades I’ve come to a critical realization:
I’ve been haunted the last few months by a terrible spectre. It’s been following me everywhere I go, insinuating itself into every public situation, making my dick softer and softer. It means I can’t have sex with my wife so I’ll never have babies. This track is so bad that it made the ocean rise 2 meters. I speak of course of Zedd’s hit summer song “The Middle”.
After 19 movies, I think I can finally say it without any hesitation, fuck the Marvel Universe.
Remember I ripped on a Sting and Shaggy collab album a few months ago? It’s been out for like 3 weeks and you didn’t even know it.
John Tory, in his role as mayor of Toronto, is a failure.
The year is 1999. The track is “Thong Song” and the artist is Sisqo. Many toss around the title of “artist” too freely these days but back in 1999 being an artist meant something and Sisqo was an artist.
Hey guys. Here’s some content for you to enjoy. As we begin the no doubt epic journey that is 2017, it is useful to look back at the year that just ended. One of the big stories on the lamestream music sites has been the rise to ubiquity of the group known as The Chainsmokers.
Hello and welcome to a special edition of Walmer Convenience. In this episode we will discuss what are the worst songs of all time.
Yeah I’m cool with people being blocked from doing reposts